He wanted to take her to the museum.
“My hope is that you will feel at home when surrounded by sculptures and artwork. I want to gaze at you without fear of being misunderstood. In a museum, I can gaze at you where it will be acknowledged I am appreciating true art.”
I invite my closest friends and family to a gender reveal party, but when I open the box with maniacal flourish instead of pink or blue balloons, a television screen is revealed.
I dim the lights remotely as we hear Cate Blanchett say, “The world is changed. I feel it in the water.”
Too late, they realise.
The pregnancy? A scam.
The Lord of the Rings editions? Extended.
The doors? Locked.
(via abigailritz)
